It was horrible, they were everywhere, and unlike normal midgets who are usually bright and clever and fun to be around, these midget pirates with their beady little eyes, and sharp teeth bore down on us like fierce sharks, in a feeding frenzy of blood, slashing at us with their swords gutting our bellies, poking our bums clipping our knees. We knew not what to do, for the captain was nowhere to be found. WHERE WAS THE CAPTAIN. WHERE WAS THE CAPTAIN. WHERE WAS THE CAPTAIN.

-THE Aquabats